About Us:

If you're on this website now, then you are likely a newly enlisted member of The Order of the King. You have been chosen by our grand prophets to be trusted with sacred knowledge from the whispers of the lord himself. You likely have many questions, and fear not. All shall be answered here. First and foremost, who are we really? We stated we were a charity organization when you first started working here, and to our credit, that wasn't a complete fabrication. We do take pride in the kindness we spread through our organization, but admittedly, our organization has not been entirely honest with you about our true intentions. While it is true we do charity work for the betterment of mankind, we also have the intention of bringing salvation upon the human race through the wisdom of our lord. Speaking of which, while you have likely heard of our lord, you also very likely know very little about him so far.

Our lord:

He is our magnificent king and savior. He will bring on a new world order that will bring salvation to those in need of it. His benevolence knows no bounds to those who follow his example. There are three vows to be made in order to enter his kingdom in the garden:

• A vow of abstinence. Love and lust are distractions from the grander picture of our lord. We are a family here, and that is all that matters. As such, it is mandatory to exclude yourself from any romantic or intimate relationships. Think of the greater good, not of yourself.
• A vow of action. While it is important to prioritize your health in certain circumstances, salvation cannot come through standing idly by and praying. As such, it is imperative that you accept any job you are given by the grand prophets, no matter what. Nobody ever said saving the world would be easy.
• A vow of loyalty. No matter what, you must always follow God's example. Listen to every word he says, obey every command. He will keep you safe. He will keep you secure. He will give you a better life. Trust in his judgement, and you will be graced with beauties beyond your wildest imagination.

You may be reading this with a seed of doubt in your mind. We understand how strange it all sounds, even by the standards of the insanity in our real world. But deep down, you know that everything we are saying is true. And that is because he is here with you, watching over you as you read through this text. You might deny it at first, assuming the feeling of being watched is simply just nerves or paranoia. It is not either.

This Website's Purpose:

The goal of this website is simple: To prepare you, our trusted member of the order, for what you should expect upon completion of our sacred ritual. You are likely already aware of the details of the ritual, so there is no need to elaborate on that here. Our lord, while he is benevolent and elegant, requires soldiers with both immense physical strength and mental fortitude to reach his kingdom for enlistment in his grand army. For this reason, he has constructed a set of trials designed to test your willpower and prove whether or not you are worthy to serve under him in the sacred garden. Additionally, this website acts as a link between you and the Lord. The more you read through the site, the deeper your connection to him will go. The more connected you are, the easier it will be for the ritual to be completed successfully. With this in mind, be on your best behavior, please...

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